OneGuyFromBarlick

Accurate!

Nice one, Kev!

A bit late but...

Witty Gloria....

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She means business

Love it Cathy

She doesn't look very cuddly to me!

Joke or true? made me smile anyway.

California / Texas

I think there is a valid point embedded in there David. They are two entirely different administrations.....

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Duh!

The spyhole in a glass door

I hadn't seen it! Thanks Kev!

I was in Tesco's car park today when a distressed woman came up to me and said she had locked herself out of her car and could I help.??....

So, I rubbed my leg on the driver's door and the door magically opened !

She looked absolutely amazed and asked: "How did you do that ??"... I replied: "I've got my khaki trousers on today".

A good Jewish son announces to his father that he is 'moving out.' 12 months later, the son comes back home and tells his father that he has converted to Christianity. The father is mortified and gets on the phone to his friend, who is also Jewish. “Sol - You won’t believe this, my son David moved out for just one year and came back and told me he converted to Christianity.” Sol says, “No way, you won’t believe this...my son Benjamin left home for a year, and when he came back HE converted to Christianity too”! Both men were so upset that they called their rabbi and explained the situation. The rabbi says, “You won’t believe this, my son Joshua moved away, and when HE came back he told me he converted to Christianity too”! The rabbi suggests they call God and tell him. The rabbi tells God that all three men had sons who moved away and converted to Christianity, and don’t know what to do.

God says to them,

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That is a very old and very good joke David....