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Oh Dear! :biggrin2:
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Let's see how this one goes down...

Some bloke from Bangkok just scaled a mountain in Switzerland.

He was the Thai of the Eiger.

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A bit contrived but I think I got the link.... 'Eye of the Tiger'?

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They said sniffing rosemary is good for your memory. I sniffed Rosemary once, she hit me he that hard I don't remember anything now
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I recently took a poll, 100% of the people in the tent weren't happy.
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😄.

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I can’t remember ever having marmite.
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I like it best as the spread on buttered toast that you are going to use as the base for beans on toast.......

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A frog had his DNA tested, turns out it's part British, part Irish and a tad Pole
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😂 That’s a clever one.
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I like it.... :biggrin2:

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Yes!! White coat syndrome is well recognised by many doctors these days....
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