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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 07 Nov 2025, 02:06
by Stanley
The old ones are always the best Cathy! :biggrin2:

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 07 Nov 2025, 16:57
by Tizer
This was on the front page of today's Metro newspaper...
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 07 Nov 2025, 22:41
by Cathy
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“Hello wall.” 😊
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 08 Nov 2025, 02:30
by Stanley
Morning Cathy..... You might have to explain that one to me!

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 08 Nov 2025, 04:06
by Cathy
Stanley, Pauline Collins has just died, see Obituaries, they are lines from her movie “Shirley Valentine”.
One of her best lines was when she would walk into her kitchen and say “Hello Wall”.
The movie is well worth watching, if you haven’t seen it.
I imagine they will be showing the movie on Tele very soon.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 08 Nov 2025, 04:27
by Stanley
Thank You Cathy, I had no clue.... :biggrin2: :good:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 08 Nov 2025, 15:42
by Tizer
This is a bit misogynistic but it's clever and I hope the ladies will allow it.... :extrawink:
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 08 Nov 2025, 15:50
by PanBiker
:laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5: :laugh5: good one Tiz!

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 09 Nov 2025, 02:32
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 09 Nov 2025, 10:06
by Tizer
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 09 Nov 2025, 10:22
by Cathy
Oh dear… funny tho. 😀

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 09 Nov 2025, 16:55
by Tizer
Cathy wrote: 09 Nov 2025, 10:22 Oh dear… funny tho. 😀
It made me laugh because, like Kermit, I don't know how to make a Mojito! :laugh5:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 09 Nov 2025, 21:30
by Big Kev
Once upon a time there was a king who was only 12 inches tall. He wasn't much of a king but he was a great ruler.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 10 Nov 2025, 02:10
by Stanley
Good Grief!!!! :biggrin2:

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 10 Nov 2025, 12:14
by Cathy
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😬 Ooops.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 10 Nov 2025, 15:24
by Tizer
Wicked, Cathy, but very funny! :smile:
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 10 Nov 2025, 15:38
by Big Kev
:biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 10 Nov 2025, 15:45
by Big Kev
Uncanny :biggrin2:
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 11 Nov 2025, 02:41
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 11 Nov 2025, 11:51
by Tizer
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 11 Nov 2025, 12:04
by Stanley
:good: :laugh5:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 12 Nov 2025, 00:52
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 12 Nov 2025, 10:29
by Cathy
Grand (Dad) Jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 12 Nov 2025, 10:40
by Tizer
:biggrin2: Good one Cathy!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 13 Nov 2025, 02:27
by Stanley
Oh Dear Peter! :biggrin2:

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