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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 07 Aug 2025, 01:44
by Stanley
Both good but too near the truth.... :biggrin2:

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 07 Aug 2025, 05:38
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 08 Aug 2025, 02:32
by Stanley
One safeguard adopted by some was lead weights in the hem of the kilt to hold it down. Older heavier cloths meant that it took very strong winds to lift kilts.
I am reminded of an old rhyme... "The wind, the wind, the naughty wind. It blows our skirts up high. But God is just, he sends the dust that blinds the bad man's eye!"

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 08 Aug 2025, 09:15
by Tizer
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 09 Aug 2025, 02:48
by Stanley
Nice one Peter! :biggrin2: :good:

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 09 Aug 2025, 09:25
by Tizer
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 09 Aug 2025, 09:55
by Cathy
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Snap πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 09 Aug 2025, 16:00
by Tizer
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 10 Aug 2025, 02:04
by Stanley
That re-run of the kilt pic made me question where my reply went.....
Not too sure about the piranha one, is it supposed to be a joke?

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 10 Aug 2025, 06:00
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 10 Aug 2025, 07:33
by Stanley
:biggrin2: but the question is would they work it out in time?

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 10 Aug 2025, 09:00
by Tizer
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 11 Aug 2025, 03:29
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 12 Aug 2025, 03:14
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 12 Aug 2025, 03:57
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 12 Aug 2025, 04:33
by Stanley
:good: :biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 13 Aug 2025, 01:57
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 14 Aug 2025, 03:48
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 15 Aug 2025, 02:20
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 15 Aug 2025, 09:17
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 15 Aug 2025, 10:05
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 15 Aug 2025, 10:20
by Tizer
Very funny, Cathy. :smile: By the way, have you read Richard Osman's series of novels under the title `The Thursday Murder Club'? I think they would appeal to your sense of humour! :smile:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 15 Aug 2025, 10:32
by Gloria
Don’t like that one Stanley, not in good taste. The one referring to the goodwill gesture.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 15 Aug 2025, 21:58
by Big Kev
Tizer wrote: ↑15 Aug 2025, 10:20 Very funny, Cathy. :smile: By the way, have you read Richard Osman's series of novels under the title `The Thursday Murder Club'? I think they would appeal to your sense of humour! :smile:
The film, adapted from those books, is released at cinemas next Saturday (23rd). It'll be on Netflix at the end of August. Paulette is going, with a group of friends, in Harrogate (another birthday treat).

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 15 Aug 2025, 21:58
by Big Kev
Heatwave News:

Very worrying times for anybody who has dumped a body in a reservoir.
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