OneGuyFromBarlick

Sue wrote: ↑13 Dec 2025, 11:58 How do I start a new topic on a forum. I want to ask a techie question about Smart Tvs. Found the forum but can’t see how to open a new topic

Hopefully this helps

Sun's out.

It wouldn't be Christmas without a turkey, a fruitcake and some mixed nuts, but that's enough about the family...

Tizer wrote: ↑11 Dec 2025, 15:31 Kev, you won't have any Christmas crackers left at Xmas if you keep opening them at this rate!

If you're struggling with what to get someone for Christmas, buy them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

Stanley wrote: ↑11 Dec 2025, 13:21 Breathtakingly accurate Kev! Exactly right.
Now we need a new object!

Apart from 'Is it' and the question mark the words are yours

Is it a cast iron pattern for making the ratchet wheel used in the Wilby regulator on a Lumb steam engine governor?

A man walked into the vegetable section of his local supermarket and asked for half a head of lettuce. The boy working there told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy asked his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his man...

A friend of mine lived in an inflatable house, unfortunately it got a puncture and he now lives in a flat.

That wind is blowing hard, it's making a lot of noise across my chimney.

I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not her main present, just a stocking filler.

The baby Jesus was 7 pounds 2 ounces at birth.
This was determined through a weigh in a manger.

These are getting worse

I have always marvelled at the ability of whatever knots exude to penetrate the coats of paint above. I doubt if anything completely stops the action. You may slow it down. We'll see how it goes, it's lasted longer than 'standard' water based primer/undercoat. Today's project, at middle offspring's...

Stop it

Oh dear

The lean to is still standing and my grandson is still using it :good: Yesterday's project was something I've been needing to do for about two years now. The knotty pine door, I fitted on the bedroom, has constantly bled resin through the water based paint leaving brown stains. I finally got around ...

We visited friends while at Thoresby Hall, they use Lidl's equivalent of Lavazza Caffe Rosso and I found it to be very good. Had a good look in Colne Lidl yesterday but sadly they had none...

PanBiker wrote: ↑07 Dec 2025, 11:53 I had Kleftico.

Paulette is jealous

At age 69, Linda Hamilton says she doesn't "spend a moment trying to look younger on any level, ever." "I have just completely surrendered to the fact that this is the face that I've earned. And so it should be :good: FB_IMG_1765044489013.jpg Photo by Fred Duval / Shutterstock For th...

Heard in the news, four people have been arrested for throwing apple crumble at the crown jewels. One shouldn't condone vandalism but it made me chuckle every time the newsreader said it, I'm not sure why they had to name the specific food

It looks as though you scored a hit Kev.... An interesting platter! It was delicious, the t-bone was pre sliced making it easier to pick from the serving plate. There was a rich gravy, roasted cherry tomatoes, a chimichurri sauce, half a bulb of roasted garlic, pea shoots and a pot of triple cooked...

The Massacre Cave on Eigg?

Stanley wrote: ↑06 Dec 2025, 10:10 Best to ignore what we can't change.
There used to be a common saying, "What can't be cured must be endured".

Unfortunately, now the story has been on a national news channel, it'll prompt any malicious nutcase with a laptop to cause chaos.